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posted 6 days ago with 303 notes (originally from frankreich)

queen-of-france:

aliciasimmons:

fat-frank:

ieroplaceable:

help

how do you get a famous blog to follow you

give them a blowjob

swallow 4 follow

#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t

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posted 1 week ago with 9,398 notes (originally from ieroplaceable)

likeahammertothecrotch:




#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

  #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him  

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

likeahammertothecrotch:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

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posted 1 week ago with 30,923 notes (originally from vega-ofthe-lyre)

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside… 

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:


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posted 1 week ago with Notes

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halibear22:

this-blog-is-wholocked:

allons-ytobakerstreet:

enigmaticrose:

theabsurdsmallwonder:

end-reality:

anniephantastic6:

ohh-jaah:

mintchocolateicecreamcake:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

stravaganza:

moonwalk-into-mordor:

Sometimes I get bored.

Best Thing invented.

Tehehehehehehehe.

ALL THE AWARDS 

BRILLIANT! 

YES.

THIS.IS.BRILLIANT.

always reblog

THIS WINS THE INTERNET FOR TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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posted 2 weeks ago with 27,293 notes (originally from moonwalk-into-mordor)

annathemarmotqueen:

i didn´t even know i was hungry

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posted 2 weeks ago with 45,338 notes (originally from ravenofwesteros)

moonblossom:

cassjaytuck:

whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:

mamafriesmeal:

gamblechocolate:

lady-tyrell:

andergay:

cornnuts:

coolestgirl-:

louisecriss:

tintination:

-andrews:

-redux:

#the sans is comic

#the copperplate is gothic

#how many more puns will the futura bring

#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?

#the calibri of these puns is deteriorating

#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture

#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible

#these puns are so last century gothic

 #these puns aren’t really making an impact on me

#you are all a bunch of wingdings

#we’re all going to helvetica

#I hope we do this more in the futura

#these jokes are not very goudy

moonblossom:

cassjaytuck:

whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:

mamafriesmeal:

gamblechocolate:

lady-tyrell:

andergay:

cornnuts:

coolestgirl-:

louisecriss:

tintination:

-andrews:

-redux:

#the sans is comic

#the copperplate is gothic

#how many more puns will the futura bring

#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?

#the calibri of these puns is deteriorating

#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture

#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible

#these puns are so last century gothic

 #these puns aren’t really making an impact on me

#you are all a bunch of wingdings

#we’re all going to helvetica

#I hope we do this more in the futura

#these jokes are not very goudy

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posted 2 weeks ago with 34,642 notes (originally from opal)

chokeac0la:

same

chokeac0la:

same

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posted 2 weeks ago with 404 notes (originally from arcadite)

justmybones:

Just click the two bottom images and read the reviews. Trust me.

[x]

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posted 2 weeks ago with 7,497 notes (originally from justmybones)

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sherlockismyholmesboy:

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Not sure how many times I’ve been replaying the song and watching the gif…

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posted 3 weeks ago with 946 notes (originally from sherlockismyholmesboy)


posted 3 weeks ago with 74,543 notes (originally from riannnna)

katnissuprising:

HE’S FOLLOWING YOU

ABOUT 30 FEET BACK

HE GET’S DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND BREAKS INTO A SPRINT

HE’S GAINING ON YOU

SHIA LABEOUF

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posted 4 weeks ago with 189 notes (originally from od3sta)

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thefeltonarmy:

I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.

i won’t rest until everyone listens to this

wtf is this i am crying

WTF DID I JUST LISTEN TO? LOL. I am DYING.

what. 

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posted 4 weeks ago with 113,533 notes (originally from sarvel)
#WUT THE HELL IS THIS?

oh wow im in such a bad mood I just want to throw up everything I just ate and then cry a lot and never have to go back to my normal shitty life. if I could just run away and start a new life with $70 and a duffel of clothes I most definitely would.


posted 4 weeks ago with 0 notes

landscapepalettes:

car commercial (by elizabeth sarah)

palette + photo submitted by ikite-iku

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posted 4 weeks ago with 552 notes (originally from landscapepalettes)