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#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
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#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#spoilers: the stripper is loki
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Sometimes I get bored.
Best Thing invented.
Tehehehehehehehe.
ALL THE AWARDS
BRILLIANT!
YES.
THIS.IS.BRILLIANT.
always reblog
THIS WINS THE INTERNET FOR TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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i didn´t even know i was hungry
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whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:
#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?
#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture
#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible
#these jokes are not very goudy
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same
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Just click the two bottom images and read the reviews. Trust me.
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Not sure how many times I’ve been replaying the song and watching the gif…
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HE’S FOLLOWING YOU
ABOUT 30 FEET BACK
HE GET’S DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND BREAKS INTO A SPRINT
HE’S GAINING ON YOU
SHIA LABEOUF
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I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.
i won’t rest until everyone listens to this
wtf is this i am crying
WTF DID I JUST LISTEN TO? LOL. I am DYING.
what.
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oh wow im in such a bad mood I just want to throw up everything I just ate and then cry a lot and never have to go back to my normal shitty life. if I could just run away and start a new life with $70 and a duffel of clothes I most definitely would.
car commercial (by elizabeth sarah)
palette + photo submitted by ikite-iku
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